Hilarious :D

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01/14/2014 at 19:22 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > TheCroatianGuy
01/14/2014 at 19:26

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I love how this is just hilarious to everyone who grew up outside of the New England area. For us its just ehhh.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > TheCroatianGuy
01/14/2014 at 19:27

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Have a jam sandwich to go with that:

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Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > TheCroatianGuy
01/14/2014 at 19:28

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Mayo dripped out the sides?!!!

That's a class C Felony Mister!!


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > TheCroatianGuy
01/14/2014 at 19:42

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They're even in Illinois!

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Kinja'd!!! Blondude > TheCroatianGuy
01/14/2014 at 19:42

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There's also a Sandwich in Illinois.

Yes, just one sandwich in all of Illinois.


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > TheCroatianGuy
01/14/2014 at 19:52

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I knew a guy from Sandwich on Motor Trend Forums. If I'm not mistaken, he's going to school for automotive design now.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Blondude
01/14/2014 at 19:58

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Probably a flat(bread) sandwich too.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > TheCroatianGuy
01/14/2014 at 20:16

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All we need is a town called Dream with the cops having Dream police as decals. It would be amazing to play Dream police next to them hahaha!!!!


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > TheCroatianGuy
01/14/2014 at 20:20

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If only...

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Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > AthomSfere
01/14/2014 at 20:48

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When I end up winning hundreds of millions of dollars in the lottery, I am going to "buy" a small town, rename it Donut, and create a police force. Then there will be the chief of Donut police, Donut police station, and other hilarious donut/police items.

Reasons like this are probably why the universe has not randomly chosen me to win tons of money.


Kinja'd!!! MC_Leon6494 > CAR_IS_MI
01/15/2014 at 00:45

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Talk to someone who fucking lives there. The amount of jokes that tourists throw around about it is just... stop. There's a Sandwich in New Hampshire and a Sandwich on Cape Cod in Massachusetts.


Kinja'd!!! MC_Leon6494 > TheCroatianGuy
01/15/2014 at 00:47

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I live there. I live in the town of Sandwich in Massachusetts. Tourists make jokes about it all the time. One time I was having a plain peanut butter sandwich on marble rye bread and my boss literally said that he was gonna call the Sandwich Police on me.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > RacecaR
01/15/2014 at 04:26

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I imagine Dunkin or some other chain would love the publicity of being the official donut of Donut City, Donut City Police and all the other novelty gags...

Commercial perhaps?:

Now, from the Donut townhall: Donut Police Commissioner speaks:

"Ladies and gentlement, The Donut Police Force is pleased to announce Brand Y as the Donut of the Donut Police. I guess you could say it really arrested our appetites..."

And then boom, millions in Donut endorsements and your debt is eliminated.


Kinja'd!!! TheCroatianGuy > MC_Leon6494
01/15/2014 at 18:29

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hahaha Funny story :)